WELCOME, to my daily GOVERNOR's report,  May 8 2021.

Still safely back in at JVA Grossenhain prison, after having had first anti-Covid 19 vaccination in Riesa.

A number of improvements have been done here at my and friends' efforts. At no expense before anyone

imagines that I have liabilities or resources which, "thanks" to the nightmare behaviour of governments

worldwide, especially Germany which has been particularly pathetic, I simply don't have!

JVA Grossenhain prison cannot now re-open until May 28th by which time I will have the second vaccination. 

Please read/Bitte sie lesen: JVA GH. Corona hinweise - advice

NOBODY should under-estimate my determination to survive HERE and, in my own way, THRIVE!

Niemand sollten sich verkennen wie ganzen RESOLUT Ich bin HIER überleben in meinem Weg!

As always, I can happily be reached by telephone on 0031 6 21297528,

and e.-mail nickosbourne@outlook.com and What's App.

HOPEFULLY, in the future, we can still do prison-like things around here in so many different ways,

and add in some extra horny bits for those so minded and interested.....

2020 is the 125th anniversary of JVA Grossenhain prison. It was first built in 1895.

Major outside works, including ground and walls clearance, and - forgive the word! -

erection of a pathway and track network towards the old district court of Grossenhain

which was operational until 1963 when our town was in the former GDR. (East Germany),

continue whenever the weather makes progress sustainable.

Through the back gate of the old Court, and our back gate, district convicts were led INSIDE here.....

Now that, on our side of the high wall, I am single-handedly re-designing and alligning the whole area,

there is every realistic possibility that the traditional atmosphere can be replicated.....

And a historic outside "Pillory" will be built there.....


PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME BY E MAIL TO: nickosbourne@outlook.com


Vielen dank an viele Leute wer mit mich noch Kontakte haben!

Best wishes, Nick <OZ>, Governor and content prisoner myself!

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32 years ago, I was 1 year and over 6 months into a 2 years sentence in Her Majesty's prisons..... and moved south to an "open" prison to be prepared for early release which,

as some fellow inmates and me were allowed out in short range and duration, was becoming fun..... we could go out in short range to buy snacks and (soft) drinks, chat, play football, and - on time - return, get strip searched and back to our cells!

Once, when a few of us did break some rules, we were locked up individually and naked, apart  from restraint cuffs, for 12 hours. That was also a sobering experience!

And more than 10 years ago, another much shorter sentence in a British Prison,

for willful refusal to pay an unjust fine and costs.....

Five prison dots: I now have them tattooed between my right thumb and finger.....


I had good relations with many guards ("screws") AND other inmates: at the end of the day,

we are all human, and contentious behaviour on either side of a given situation is not smart.....


I will hope that you will decide whenever possible in the future to be my co-Inmate

here at now at the wonderful JVA Grossenhain prison, my very own great little "prison paradise".....


Nick Osbourne


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Nick Osbourne, BA., Hons., LSE., still looking forward.....

May 8 2021.....

The caption reads: "On voluntary probation from the Karosta prison 2006....." (five prison dots)

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