WELCOME, to my daily GOVERNOR's report, September 13 2020.

We have just completed another exciting event here at JVA Grossenhain prison.

Next week, I am in The Netherlands and Western Germany, back here on September 29th.

As always, I can happily be reached by telephone on 0031 6 21297528,

and e.-mail nickosbourne@outlook.com and What's App.

We do prison things around here in many different ways, and can add a few extra horny bits for those so interested and minded. If you definitely CAN and WANT to participate, PLEASE CONTACT ME SOON.

2020 is the 125th anniversary of JVA Grossenhain prison. It was first built in 1895.

Major outside works, including ground and walls clearance, and - forgive the word! -

erection of a pathway and track network towards the old district court of Grossenhain

which was operational until 1963 when our town was in the former GDR. (East Germany)

are still underway.....

Through the back gate of the old Court, and our back gate, district convicts were led in here.....

Now that, on our side, I am single-handedly re-designing and alligning the area,

there is every realistic possibility that the traditional atmosphere can be replicated.....

And a historic "Pillory" will be built outside.....

 

Happily, I remain pretty healthy from everything, and I've had a second negative Corona test in Berlin.

I still want this great, and potentially greater, place as my Heimat  (Home base).....

with GREAT private guest inmate opportunities.

 

PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WITH ME BY E MAIL TO: nickosbourne@outlook.com or

Facebook and FetLife pages which are now shown in a blue box on the Homepage here.

THANK YOU TO SO MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE KEPT IN CONTACT WITH ME!

Vielen dank an viele Leute wer mit mich noch Kontakte haben!

Today's highlights below are of my great building; the new windows and frames recently installed in the

1st and 2nd floor shower rooms; our "glorious" basement punishment hole

a mate of mine smoking outside KVA Nyköping in Sweden;

me and more of German guys and my girl friend strip searched voluntarily.....

Enjoy! (please don't re-post, other than copy STRICTLY privately).

Best wishes, Nick, Governor and content prisoner myself!

                                             THE LEAD PRISONER's REPORT.....

Exactly 32 years ago, 10 months into a 2 years sentence in Her Majesty's prison.....

Five prison dots: I have them tattooed between my right thumb and finger now, and elsewhere!

Much of the time, so far, was fairly tough going, although not completely, as I had settled in.....

in mindset and resolution, well as to the place itself.....

I am also like that now, now here at JVA Grossenhain prison.....

Happily, still healthy,

including another negative Corona test done in Berlin on 22 July 2020 [evidence in .pdf form is available on request].....

One of my mates in prison, Lee, loved the following song from the British band 10cc:-

"I went to a party at the local county jail..... All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail... But the guys were indiscreet, they were brawling in the street, at the local dance at the local county jail.....

Well the band were playing, and the booze began to flow.....

But the sound came over on the police car radio: Down at Precinct 49 having a tear-gas of a time,

Sergeant Baker got a call from the Governor of the county jail: Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets-

Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets, I love to hear those convicts squeal, it's a shame these slugs ain't real,

but we can't have dancin' at the local county jail..... Sergeant Baker and his men made a bee-line for the jail, and for miles around you could hear the sirens wail. There's a rumor goin' round death row that a fuse is gonna blow, at the local hop at the local county jail....Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do Sergeant Baker started talkin' with a bullhorn in his hand he was cool, he was clear he was always in command he said "Blood will flow; Here Padre Padre you talk to your boys....."Trust in me - God will come to set you free" Well we don't understand Why you called in the National Guard when Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard we all got balls and brains but some's got balls and chains..... At the local dance at the local county jail Load up, load up,load up with rubber bullets Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets, Is it really such a crime for a guy to spend his time?, at the local dance at the local county jail, at the local dance at the local county jail ,

Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do.....

Songwriter: GRAHAM GOULDMAN, KEVIN GODLEY, LOL CREME

 

I had good relations with many guards ("screws") AND other inmates: at the end of the day,

we are all human, and contentious behaviour on either side of a given situation is not smart.....

 

 

Here at JVA Grossenhain prison, we did a highly successful German rap music based voluntary video shoot. The small contribution paid for it was sent to the energy utility company.

 

 

The product, which also features me as an prison-orange clad heavily tattooed and pierced inmate, is already in stills form already on the film shoot section of this website.

The final video is now available:-

https://youtu.be/FyBJ_4Kapz0
 

Please write to me: nickosbourne@outlook.com for Infos.

 

I will continue to share with you here some more parts of my experience in 1987/8, in the hope you will decide whenever possible in the future to be my co-Inmate here now at the wonderful JVA Grossenhain prison, my very own great little "prison paradise"..... (five prison dots!)

FEATURES - Sonderkeiten


Despite relaxation of valid restrictions in Corona times, there remains the duty to stay at home much as possible.....

Specially qualified experts are those who know, now giving video tips on how one can stay busy:-
Prisoners from the prison in Zeithain!
Behind the scenes is the Union "Art inside Prison" that to it's unique concept promotes openly visible artistic and cultural projects in Saxonian prisons.
In a Facebook video, a prisoner advises.....
the things that prisoner's that have been left, work on...
Another prisoner: Simply take a book and come to Peace...
Another: "what's New, try"...
He's working on his hobby: playing Guitar and Bass.
Others advise: clean and tidy.
Without receipes, experiment... Cooking always brings a good Mood,
especially when people are on top of each other.....
Another: plant Herbs, as if you were yourself making them in Prison.
Also exercise and training, at home, can bring other ideas!
Somebody else: Preserve the Peace.

I am playing on my prison computer "Du bist nicht allein",

you are not alone!

Nick
Governor & Life Prisoner, JVA Grossenhain prison

nickosbourne@outlook.com

MR. JANOSCH, WHAT IS YOUR IDENTITY?

If someone in striped pants stands before the mirror, and the view is the same in the mirror,

then that is good understanding.....

So in prison, Wie als im Haft......

A PRISON STRIP SEARCH IS REALLY AN IDENTITY QUESTION TOO....

AUCH, LEIBESVISITATION BEIM HAFT WIRKLICHE EIN FRAGE VOM IDENTITAET.....

From the Sunday edition of the Dresden Morning Journal, in the year 2017,

when I first got to be "Governor Prisoner" here at JVA Grossenhain prison.

Vom die Sonnabend aufgabe vom Dresden Morgen Post, im Jahre 2017,

wann Ich erste "Direktor Gefanganene" wird beim JVA Grossenhan prison.